So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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