Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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