i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't think brook has ever known best
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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