I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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