Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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