I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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