I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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