ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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