Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I will be naked everywhere
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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