i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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