woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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