White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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