took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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