i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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