so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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