Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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