how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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