we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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