who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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