I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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