I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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