Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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