We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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