I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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