were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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