i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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