HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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