oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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