"it" just moved
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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