Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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