Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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