First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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