"it" just moved
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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