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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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