3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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