She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You're a waste of cheezeits
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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