school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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