He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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