Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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