The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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