I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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