Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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