I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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