Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
operation have a gay friend backfired
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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