She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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