is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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