As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm at about main and main street
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So much rum. So many feels.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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