my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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