I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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