I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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