3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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